When I was at school my friend Simon was completely obsessed with Star Wars. His whole room was filled with action figures, some still in their boxes. He lent me all the films, which I loved and I developed a huge crush on Han Solo, naturally. One day he (Simon, not Han) gave me an Ewok figurine. It was clearly worthless as it had lost it's cowl. I still treasure it! Proof:
Just look at his cold, dead eyes!
My pal Jenni just bought Blue Snaggletooth for her husband's 40th. That shit was like 200 quid! She really loves her guy. How much would I get for Wicket? Actually, forget it, I'll never sell.